OOoppz...

Don't tell Bootsy we hazint been Yappin bout him...
We'll be inna DawgHowze

He'z been doin purdy *Gud*...
Felin *chipper* an doin sum seer-ee-us scamperin round the Howze.

Pee'n nice inna sandy box;
Takin hiz pillz wiff da pill shooter ebery mornin;
Eetin the new Krunchies an *likin* em;
And drinkin hiz waddur reel regalur!

Dunno how the fekshun inna bladdur tank is...?
He'z gonna be here at da Shop next week ~
He'z gotta make a sampul fur Doc Mike ta do a strip on.

We'll prolly all be *drummin our nailz* all day waitin fur him to pee inna plastik lined box - so he'll prolly Mee-Ow atcha on da puter between eppi-sodez of Dad shootin waddur down hiz froat wiffa sqwirt gun. He'll prolly be *slosshin* while he typez!

An TANKZ! fur askin bout the lil KatKid!

/s/ Fur da Boots Kat,