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Dogs howl at the Full Moon to remind us of common folklore!! Pay attention ----This just in from the Doggie Howler News ---If you cut your hair while the Moon is waning (between full and new)--It will lose its luster and fall out.~~~ YIKES!!!!
Why do "bread twisties" accumulate in a bread drawer?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
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Twist ties accumulate in the bread drawer because they move themselves there at night. They're assisted by the ones that come with trash bags, which can move faster because they are longer. They manage to make themselves scarce when I need one, though.
Why is it called a pair of scissors when there is only one you can cut with?
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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that's a great one Cass!!!
Scissors are defiant tools, believe me, I think I own them !!! but for the life I me, I can't shake that secret out of each pair I have!!!!
Why does toothpaste stick to the bathroom sink?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
I'm just your imagination
So you won't lose it in case you want to reuse it!Originally Posted by Dorothy39
that's a great one Cass!!!
Scissors are defiant tools, believe me, I think I own them !!! but for the life I me, I can't shake that secret out of each pair I have!!!!
Why does toothpaste stick to the bathroom sink?
What is a barf bag on an air plane?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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A helpful object to fill with leftovers from the nasty inflight meal, blow it up, and then pop it over the head of that annoying kid who's been sitting behind you, whining and screaming and kicking your seat.
At least, that's what I've been using it for in my life so far!
So, why is all food that's bad for you so addictive?
I'm just your imagination
It's to keep you away from all those horribe veggies which, I hear, are even worse for you than junk food!!!A helpful object to fill with leftovers from the nasty inflight meal, blow it up, and then pop it over the head of that annoying kid who's been sitting behind you, whining and screaming and kicking your seat.
At least, that's what I've been using it for in my life so far!
So, why is all food that's bad for you so addictive?
What makes soda pop fizz?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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"It's all because the " Earth rotates on an axis!!! " If it would just stop ~for a few seconds~ there would be no irritating " fizzzzzzzz"!!
What is a "quirk"?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
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