You can't argue with these :)

[Randi]

Good ones!

I like this: He had a photographic memory which was never developed. And this: The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

[*LabLoverKEB*]

Those are very cute! Thanks for sharing, Pam!

[Dorothy39]

Oh my Gosh, those are great puns!!!!!

Each one is just outstanding~ Thank you for Sharing such Trusium!!!

I like the Groucho Marx pun the best~ Fruit flies like a banana!!!! Gotta laugh at that one every time I read it!!!

(I've just got to read them all over again!!!)

[Daisy and Delilah]

Great Pam!! I sent them to our person at work that's in charge of "Friday Funnies". Thanks