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  1. #1
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    I love these groaners. I'll have to copy this bunch to use at my next
    family gathering.
    I've Been Boo'd

    I've been Frosted






    Today is the oldest you've ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be again.

    Eleanor Roosevelt

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    my personal favorite:


    * A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France ,
    resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.


    LOL LOL LOL
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    LOL that first one reminds me of a line from "Robots"

    Robin Williams character says "If I appear to be getting smaller it's because I'm running away" lol

    those are funny




    R.I.P my dear Sweet Teddy. You will be missed forever. We love you.

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    Good ones!

    I like this: He had a photographic memory which was never developed. And this: The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.



    "I don't know which weapons will be used in the third World war, but in the fourth, it will be sticks and stones" --- Albert Einstein.


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    Those are very cute! Thanks for sharing, Pam!

    Kaitlyn (the human)
    Sadie & Rita (Forever in Our Hearts) (the Labbies)

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    Oh my Gosh, those are great puns!!!!!

    Each one is just outstanding~ Thank you for Sharing such Trusium!!!

    I like the Groucho Marx pun the best~ Fruit flies like a banana!!!! Gotta laugh at that one every time I read it!!!

    (I've just got to read them all over again!!!)
    Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~

    I"VE BEEN FROSTED

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    Great Pam!! I sent them to our person at work that's in charge of "Friday Funnies". Thanks


    I've been Boo'd...
    Thanks Barry!

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