Message machine!

[Chilli]

Mine is the "Alzheimer Answereing Machine"(Monty Python).

[Pembroke_Corgi]

Interesting what people have! Our home phone is "This is 720...(number) please leave a message. Thanks." Pretty boring, and standard but oh well.

My cell phone starts with Marta barking, then I say "That was Marta, but this is Jill's phone, so please leave a message, thanks." I guess that's lame too but I don't ever have to call myself at least!