Message machine!

[Pam]

Our answering machine is boring, I think it just says "You've reached the *last name* please leave a message and we'll call you back."

My husband has recorded almost the same thing on our machine and I hate it for the same reason. BORING. The only difference is that he says "you have reached" *gives number* instead of name. He said that way they will know right away if they have mis-dialed without giving out our name.

[chocolatepuppy]

Mine says *Hi, you've reached Gary and Annette, please leave a message* Then I hope nobody leaves one.

[Chilli]

Mine is the "Alzheimer Answereing Machine"(Monty Python).

[Pembroke_Corgi]

Interesting what people have! Our home phone is "This is 720...(number) please leave a message. Thanks." Pretty boring, and standard but oh well.

My cell phone starts with Marta barking, then I say "That was Marta, but this is Jill's phone, so please leave a message, thanks." I guess that's lame too but I don't ever have to call myself at least!