HAHAHA. Very good.

I liked this one:

"Ok, the dog can sleep and snore and fart and have nightmares in your bed, but he's not to come in and sleep on the couch in the TV room, where you're now sleeping. That's just not fair."

So many times I've wanted to just give up and go to the couch but I do draw the line somewhere! (Not before I sleep sideways on the bed, though. hee hee )