[QUOTE=cassiesmom]I'm so surprised this is not already on the Jokes Thread! I'll put it here. Dr. Goodnow, I have to confess I was checking out of the Jewel with Purina cat food on the belt, and I could not stop laughing... I'm sure the people in line with me thought I was bonkers.
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Yes!!!! I do remember that check out line remark , and "Yes" , I received the same story in an e-mail today.(How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb )

Here's one for Lut~

Two birds are sitting up in a tree, watching the ground below.

A small turtle has worked his way back toward the tree trunk and begins to scale the mighty Oak , one more time.

Of course, the turtle falls back to the ground, yet, is determined to make his way back up to the upper branches of the tree. This goes on for well over an hour.

And then, one of the birds says to the other:


"I think it's time to tell him that he's adopted"~