Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Red squirrels and blue jays get along well. Blue Jays also get along with Cardinals because they are in opposite baseball leagues.

Had Dorothy carried duct tape in that little basket, she would not have needed Band-Aids, because she could have put duct tape right on her blisters. If she had neither duct tape nor Band-Aids in it, then what the heck did she have?
She packed a Peanut Butter Sandwich in her basket, then, quickly slipped in a picture of her Auntie Em Yeah, you guessed right, Em bought Peter Pan Peanut Butter on sale that week!!! ( that poor girl, huh)


What do Blue Jays and Cardinals talk about while dining at "The Bird Feeder"