Plastic, but not fantastic!

[Laura's Babies]

Most of them were so much prettier before and look so fake now that I would hide in shame if it were me. I have always wondered how Michael Jackson will explaine to his kids he was born a black baby, was a black child and grew up to be white????

Do they even realize how horriable those blown out lips LOOK?

[Edwina's Secretary]

I never knew Courtney Love was once so attractive...ouch!