A parakeet can bark like a cat. meow like a mouse. and squeak like a dog.
What is the sun?
we shot the moon
A parakeet can bark like a cat. meow like a mouse. and squeak like a dog.
What is the sun?
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He's the guy who demands being "The Center of Attention"
When the Moon is full, what is it full of?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
I'm just your imagination
It's full of bologna!!!
What is lard used for?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Lard comes in handy as a "great Sandwich filler" after a hard days work on the ol Farm!!!
What does Betty Crocker look like today?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
I'm just your imagination
Thanks to modern plastic surgery, she looks just like she did a million years ago.
What does silver wear talk about while it's in the kitchen drawer?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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I think I've met you somewhere, said the spoon to the fork!
Why is a Hammer such a handy thing to have around the house?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
Banned
To nail down hard to find objects.
What did the needle say to the thread/
I'm just your imagination
Eye see you!!!
How many flavors of ice cream are there really?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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That was a good one Moff!!!!!!(Eye see youOriginally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Actually, there are no flavors at all, we've all been brain washed !!!!
What in the World is a Penny Loafer?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
I'm just your imagination
Oh, this one is easy; it's a loafer named Penny! They hang out at malls a lot.
What do you do with gum?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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I store chewing gum (ABC gum) right next to the Duct Tape!! They're both Great Home Improvement tools!!!
Did the 3 Little Kittens use a litter box?("Oh Mommy Dear, We sadly fear, our Mittens we have soiled ")
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
I'm just your imagination
Yes, they use a litter box but mittens are forbidden in litter boxes.
What is a cork used for?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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They are anchors for Ocean Liners of course.
What true sounds do we hear when all is silent?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
I'm just your imagination
Ah, now we can hear the sounds of all of God's littlest creatures passing gas!!! Those bugs are really gassy!!!
Why is water wet?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Gotten over "it"
If it weren't it would get dehydrated. duh!
What temperature do watches stop ticking at?
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