Because footballs really want to be eggs and that shape is as close as they can get.
Do birds eat watermelon?
I'm just your imagination
Because footballs really want to be eggs and that shape is as close as they can get.
Do birds eat watermelon?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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Yes Mam, they do~ But what surprises me is, they spit out the seeds
Why do we call all facial tissue "Kleenix"? Why don't we call them Puffs?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
I'm just your imagination
Gosh, we call them tissues or hankies in my house! What is wrong with the rest of you all? Do you like paying that company royalties when you say that word?
How far can a monkey spit watermelon seeds?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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clear across the room to the Xerox machine!
Why do we refer to every photocopy machine as a Xerox, even if that's not its brand?
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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You mean, they're not all Xerox machines?
Where do old and rusty shopping carts end up?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
I'm just your imagination
At every grocery store in my town!!!
Do pigs tap dance?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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First of all~ Thanks for the " giggle attack"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Oh Lordy~~~~Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
My answer? NO
Pigs just HOOF it!! ( no tap shoes required) They were Born to TAP DANCE!!!
Can a Frog really play a "fiddle"?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
I'm just your imagination
Yes, a froggie can play the fiddle and he can "go a courtin' " too!
Do snails have feet?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Yes, by Gum, they do have feet!!! I've seen snails that can even
leave 3 feet behind!!!
When Froggie went a Courtin~ what else was by his side?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
I'm just your imagination
His pet snail named Boo!!! Took them a while to get to his girls house though!
Are there really any purple cows?
"I never saw a purple cow,
I never hope to see one.
But I can tell you any how,
I'd rather see than be one."
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Yes~ There are PURPLE COWS!!!
Remember this one?( I know it by heart)
Grampa dropped his glasses once, in a pot of dye~
And when he put them on again~ he saw a Purple Sky
( so, of course, Gramps saw those Purple Cows too!!!
The next question on the" Pet Talk" version of The Wrong Game is:
Simple Simon, Little Bo Peep, Wee Willie Winkie, Little Boy Blue, --Now--Who did Mother Goose leave out?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
we shot the moon
mary jack!
What is the muse???
[muneca]&[chiquita]
I'm just your imagination
A muse is what you are when something tickles you until you giggle. As in "the joke a mused me".
What are balloons filled with?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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In my experiences with balloons they are empty inside. When I've popped one, all I've been left with is pieces of broken balloon.
Why do they call it rush hour when everyone is driving so slow?
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678
I'm just your imagination
They hope that by calling it rush hour, people will take the hint and speed up.
What is happy hour?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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