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    I asked the Lord to tell me

    Why my house is such a mess.
    He asked if I'd been 'computering',
    And I had to answer "yes."

    He told me to get off my fanny
    And tidy up the house.
    And so I started cleaning up...
    The smudges off my mouse.

    I wiped and shined the topside.
    That really did the trick...
    I was just admiring my work...
    I didn't mean to 'click.'

    But click, I did, and oops I found
    A real absorbing site
    That I got SO way into...
    I was into it all night.<>

    Nothing's changed except my mouse
    It's very, very shiny.
    I guess my house will stay a mess...
    While I sit here on my hiney.

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