Sorry, but I think I've got you all beat. I've been woken up by a cat peeing on my head! Ok, ok, so it wasn't exactly ON my head, but it was as close to being on my head without being on my head as you could get! It was the only place on the bed that wasn't covered by the shower curtain. She had the ENTIRE bed to pee on - protected by the shower curtain - but no, she has to pee right on my head.