Play the Wrong Game Part 3

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Mrs. C. has been bugging him to lose weight. She wants him to wear a bikini (shudder) when they go on vacation. I hear he is down to a slim 450 now.

What are jingle bells?

[Dorothy39]

You HAD to ask~

Jingle "Bells" are stale "Raisens" found waaaay in the back of the Kitchen Cupboard~ (They crave a nice warm bath ) so they can "jingle" again.
I often add them to my Homemade Cinnamon Swirl Bread, it delights them so much~

What is "Scrooge" doing this year?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Since he is now broke because he gave away all his money, he is working as a janitor at Trump tower.

Why do elves wear those pointed curley toed shoes?

[Dorothy39]

(You are always there, right on cue)

Those "Elves" lack potassium in their diet~ hence, the leg cramps and , of course,the need for those "pointed "shoes ( Give an Elf a Bananna this Year, just leave it next to the Cookies for Santa, I'm going to do it, Poor things )


Does Scrooge still keep in touch with his Nephew's family?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

No, since he can't spring for the expensive gifts anymore, they don't answer his calls. He is still fast friends with Tiny Tim though.

What is Tiny Tim doing now?

[Dorothy39]

He has his own " Fitness " Television and Web Site!!
(He makes Jack Lalane look like a wimp )

How many calaries are there in a slice of Christmas Fruitcake?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Since I used to work in a bakery and we made fruit cakes I can tell you there is not a single calorie in them. No fat either. Just fluffy yummy things!!!

What does Santa give the reindeer for Christmas?