Play the Wrong Game Part 3

**Dorothy39** · 12-10-2006, 03:36 PM

Getting the Chance to " Scare the daylights" out of an Elf!!!!

(waiting underneath a table, stitching their tails )

Do pixies help Santa Find his way on Christmas Eve?

**momoffuzzyfaces** · 12-10-2006, 03:55 PM

No, they are mad because Santa hires elves and not pixies so they let him find his own way. Sweet little buggers, aren't they?

Is it true that animals can talk at midnight on Christmas eve?

**Dorothy39** · 12-10-2006, 10:20 PM

Yes, But only in Europe~ ( disappointing, isn't it)

How much do you think Santa Claus weighs?

**momoffuzzyfaces** · 12-11-2006, 01:32 PM

Mrs. C. has been bugging him to lose weight. She wants him to wear a bikini (shudder) when they go on vacation. I hear he is down to a slim 450 now.

What are jingle bells?

**Dorothy39** · 12-11-2006, 04:05 PM

You HAD to ask~

Jingle "Bells" are stale "Raisens" found waaaay in the back of the Kitchen Cupboard~ (They crave a nice warm bath ) so they can "jingle" again.
I often add them to my Homemade Cinnamon Swirl Bread, it delights them so much~

What is "Scrooge" doing this year?

**momoffuzzyfaces** · 12-11-2006, 05:49 PM

Since he is now broke because he gave away all his money, he is working as a janitor at Trump tower.

Why do elves wear those pointed curley toed shoes?

**Dorothy39** · 12-11-2006, 06:01 PM

(You are always there, right on cue)

Those "Elves" lack potassium in their diet~ hence, the leg cramps and , of course,the need for those "pointed "shoes ( Give an Elf a Bananna this Year, just leave it next to the Cookies for Santa, I'm going to do it, Poor things

)

Does Scrooge still keep in touch with his Nephew's family?