Play the Wrong Game Part 3

**xcolbi** · 12-10-2006, 09:40 AM

He's on a cruise ship in Australia.

Where do you buy your turkey?

**momoffuzzyfaces** · 12-10-2006, 02:43 PM

I buy my turkey from the sock emporium down the street.

What do cats dream of getting for Christmas?

**Dorothy39** · 12-10-2006, 03:36 PM

Getting the Chance to " Scare the daylights" out of an Elf!!!!

(waiting underneath a table, stitching their tails )

Do pixies help Santa Find his way on Christmas Eve?

**momoffuzzyfaces** · 12-10-2006, 03:55 PM

No, they are mad because Santa hires elves and not pixies so they let him find his own way. Sweet little buggers, aren't they?

Is it true that animals can talk at midnight on Christmas eve?

**Dorothy39** · 12-10-2006, 10:20 PM

Yes, But only in Europe~ ( disappointing, isn't it)

How much do you think Santa Claus weighs?

**momoffuzzyfaces** · 12-11-2006, 01:32 PM

Mrs. C. has been bugging him to lose weight. She wants him to wear a bikini (shudder) when they go on vacation. I hear he is down to a slim 450 now.

What are jingle bells?

**Dorothy39** · 12-11-2006, 04:05 PM

You HAD to ask~

Jingle "Bells" are stale "Raisens" found waaaay in the back of the Kitchen Cupboard~ (They crave a nice warm bath ) so they can "jingle" again.
I often add them to my Homemade Cinnamon Swirl Bread, it delights them so much~

What is "Scrooge" doing this year?