a drunk guy trips and stumbles his way inside a bar...
finally he sits down at the bar and orders a whiskey...
being quite drunk and not being able to focus...
he finally notices a horse sitting next to him having a beer...
he takes a good, hard, long, look and finally says...
"Hey buddy, (hic)..why the long face??"...

Why didn't the skeleton jump of the cliff?
Coz he didnt have the guts!!!...

yeah, yeah, i know corny!!...