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    One more, a little bit "naughty"

    A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.

    The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

    "What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating."


    "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.


    "What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"


    "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"


    "What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they've finally laying fertilized eggs."


    "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"


    "I switched cocks," he replied.

    "What a coincidence!", she replied....
    I miss you enormously Sydney, Maya, Inka & Zazou Be happy there at the Rainbow Bridge

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    a drunk guy trips and stumbles his way inside a bar...
    finally he sits down at the bar and orders a whiskey...
    being quite drunk and not being able to focus...
    he finally notices a horse sitting next to him having a beer...
    he takes a good, hard, long, look and finally says...
    "Hey buddy, (hic)..why the long face??"...

    Why didn't the skeleton jump of the cliff?
    Coz he didnt have the guts!!!...

    yeah, yeah, i know corny!!...

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