Play the Wrong Game Part 3

[Dorothy39]

Because their necks are bent~


Does Snow White eat fast food now?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Yes, and she looks like she ate all 7 of the drawfs!!!

What is a pimple?

[Dorothy39]

It's a beauty mark~ sort of like Miss Kitty's , from the Television show Gun Smoke

Matt Dillon was drawn to it, of course.


What does Santa Claus eat for Breakfast?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

He eats jingle berry crunch cereal with reindeer milk.

What is a muffin?

[Dorothy39]

He eats jingle berry crunch cereal with reindeer milk.

What is a muffin?

Moff, You are way too much in ~ the way of happiness~ says Dorothy~

What is a Muffin?

Oh , I do remember now~ a "Muffin"
It is a small stone in your shoe or your boot
Hurts like the Dickens !!! ( I had to stop and think about Muffins )Its been a long time


Can we still buy "Jiffy Pop" Popcorn?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Yes, but no one can remember how to pop it on a stove. They all use microwave popcorn now.

What do you do with limes?

[Dorothy39]

I draw faces on them with "markers", then I put on a "Lime Show"~~~

That is the only time I truely feel that I'm in the Lime Light!!!


Do kids still "soap up" their sled runners?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Lots of kids don't know what soap is any more not to mention sled runners!!!

What is a bearded dragon?

[Dorothy39]

Lots of kids don't know what soap is any more not to mention sled runners!!!

What is a bearded dragon?

Please excuse me while I choke on my beverage~ (cleans off screen with paper toweling)----

and now folks, back to the "Pet Talk Version" of "The Wrong Game"

"What is a bearded dragon," asks Moff~
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(Johnny Carson thinks it is)

A very old "Disney" Cartoon Character , singing on the Street Corner, Holding a Tin Cup.

Do fire flies get paid for lighting up Christmas Trees?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

No that's their Christmas gift to the tree owners. The fire flies don't have a lot of money so they give of themselves.
(why are you spitting at your computer? )

Does Santa wear red undies?

[Dorothy39]

But, a Wink of his eye and a twist of his head, soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread~


They're not red~Mrs Claus uses Clorox Bleache~


Does He still smoke that Pipe?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

SANTA SMOKES????? I don't remember that!!! I'm aghast!!! I'm flabbergasted!!! I'm shocked!!!! Surely the people in charge of being politically correct have made him stop by now, IF he ever did such a thing!!!

How many elves work in Santa's workshop?

[Dorothy39]

Oh, I've Got to be Wrong in answering this question~

So, let's answer it *wrong*

Only ten elves left, Even Santa is Down sizing


What does Mrs. Claus do on Christmas Eve?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

First she gets out the Rolaids and Pepto Bismol to give to Santa when he gets home with a tummy ache from all those cookies and milk.
Then she starts packing!!! She makes him take her to some tropical resort for a long spell of r&r.

Just how tall are elves anyway?

[Dorothy39]

Elves are taller then Pixies ----, yet shorter than Brownies~

(scratched head , making sure the answer is wrong)

Most of them are just under 5 foot .



How many elves go along with Santa on his sleigh full of toys?