OK, lets see if I understand the choices......

1-Use the gorgeous, $300 artificial Christmas tree, that you already have, that looks better than ANY real tree in the lot, that was given to you by a wonderful friend (me)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

2-Spend money (that should be paying your bills, vetting your cat, and diapering your grandson) on a real tree that will dirty up your living room in a week and not meet your expectations of perfection, just because someone thinks it will be ugly? (is that the same ugly as Camry's perfectly good clothes?)

hhhmmmmmm.....which do you think is my choice??