hey bootz - we'ze all impressed - youz LIKE bein in da kar? yuck - we'ze all hate goin in dat fing. but if'n youz keep peein itz gotta be gud.
one time dan got reel skared in da kar - an he pooped!! - eeewww it waz so smelly an mum an dad finkz he did it onna poipose!! poor dan.
keep pawn da newz from youz neck of da wudz - givez us all da chucklie fing.
member bootz drink all dat watter an keep da peein - youz be all better - an no more WHITE COATZ! keep well buddie.
head bumpies attcha bootz - bagel, ketchum and dan xx

ps. an mum too xx