Mizruz Edwina~

I don't know whutz a Londonz iz but I sez you have ebery ritez to poopz inna floor. And iffin' your momma comez homez and putz boxz unner da bed, den you havez eben more rightz to aktz uppiez. Good luk wif da gin-kne pig and dawgz. Iffin' you kin thumpz, I sugjist you do datz--it scarez our boxer eberytimez.

And I hopez you getz more turkEz frum Mizzer Squirrellz.

Luv,
Sophie