Dear Eddie, isn't it confusing? All these sounds coming from the kitchen - you never know whether it's a really good treat or just a can of tomato. I must say, it didn't take you long to pick up on that whirl machine.

I know this will dissapoint you, but when that machine starts spinning, it doesn't always mean there'll be catnip you, it could be some treats for the humans - isn't that unfair!

Hopefully the catnip is still growing, and there'll plenty more in a few weeks.

Envious Fister.