Dear Diary.... WHY????

[kimlovescats]

Poor Eddie! How dare mommy tease and tantalize you like that! Surely she knows how addictive catnip is, and how she needs to support your habit!

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Dear Eddie,

I'm so jealous. I just adore fresh catnip, but daddy made meowmy leave our catnip plant behind in Chicago, said there's no room in our new home for something as useless as a catnip plant. Useless, I asked. But daddy was relentless.....so no fresh catnip for me anymore.

Depressedly,
CJ

[Killearn Kitties]

Dear, sweet Eddie. How can soon-to-be-again Blondie treat you that way? It is outrageous! You must find the manual for the whirry machine, then you will never again be nipless!

[Randi]

Dear Eddie, isn't it confusing? All these sounds coming from the kitchen - you never know whether it's a really good treat or just a can of tomato. I must say, it didn't take you long to pick up on that whirl machine.

I know this will dissapoint you, but when that machine starts spinning, it doesn't always mean there'll be catnip you, it could be some treats for the humans - isn't that unfair!

Hopefully the catnip is still growing, and there'll plenty more in a few weeks.

Envious Fister.

[gini]

I wouldn't lose heart if I were you, Eddie. Sometimes the whirring machine might contain other things that would interest you just as much.

And if you sit still and look as cute as you do in this picture - I betcha Blondie would share whatever it is.

Tell her you need "rights of refusal" - in other words - offer it to me, please,
and "I" will decide if I want it or not.

[RICHARD]

For whom the "bell" tolls?

Pavlov's CAT?