To make bunnies jealous!!!
What does passing gas mean?
I'm just your imagination
To make bunnies jealous!!!
What does passing gas mean?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Driving past the "High Priced Stations" and praying that there is ONE MORE CHANCE to get a deal!!!)
What is a dog earred magazine?
I'm just your imagination
It's a magazine that pictures dog's ears - it's sort of their version of the swim suit issue!!!
Do cat's see colors?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Only when they run smack dab into a wall while running and playing together!!!
Why do cats hate getting wet?
I'm just your imagination
Because it makes their hair stick out is all directions making them look like puff balls. They hate bad hair days!!!
What ever happened to Aunt Bea of the Andy Griffin show?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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You didn't hear about it? Well, her and Clara Edwards got into one heck of a cat fight ( something about pickles or Roses-can't recall). Barney was yelling "ANDY ---(blows whistle) ANDY!!!! Come on girls, break it up--- Let's just say that Otis will be a bit surprised when he stumbles into the court house this weekend!!!!
Did Floyd Lawson ever sing in the Church Choir?
I'm just your imagination
Yes, he sings Bass every Sunday now.
What is a French fry?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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A European sunburn of course!!!!
What is a Taco Bell?
I'm just your imagination
It's a yummy taco made in the shape of a bell. It's called designer food and is all the rage south of the border.
Do birds have bowed legs?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Only those who persistantly sit Indian Style during leisure!!!
Where do Cats keep their mittens during Winter?
I'm just your imagination
In their pockets just like we do!
Is it true that mice like cheese?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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That's another fable that all those old cartoons taught us. Mice turn their noses up to it~preferring instead to dine out at a Tree Trunk Truck Stop for Greasy fried slugs, worms and even stir fried weeds.
How can you tell if Fairies have been in your Garden?
I'm just your imagination
Because they eat everything in sight!!! They are big pigs for being so tiny. One fairy can eat 14 times his/her body weight in one meal. If your garden disappears over night it's a safe bet to say the fairies stopped by for a meal!!!
Do pigs ever use napkins?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Yes, Pigs always use napkins. I sat and watched a Pig video on the Food Network Channel, in it, a real heavy sow demonstrated how to properly fold a napkin into many different shapes.
Do Robins date Blue Jays?
I'm just your imagination
LOL!!!
Yes, robins not only date blue jays, they marry them. You should see their babies. SOOOOO Cute. They are called r-jays and look like a blue robin with an attitude!!!
Do skunks have good table manners?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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