aw smokey dawg
fanks for da uppydate at da ranch - mum waz gonna repliez but she;s rollin' all over da flor, laffin' like a lunytic. all wez can git outta her is - dat kone, dat kone!!! watz she on about?
bye da sondz of it - bootz is feelin' a itty bitty better. way ta go bootz!
weez all hopin' youz get da konny fing offa youz 'ead pretty soon. befor youz dammidge youz 'eadbonnez - wez dont fink dats at all funny!!
still gotz clawz an pawz crozzed an' it's makin' scratchin' a bit diffycultz.
nozzy kizzies an' 'ead bumpies comin' at ya bootz and cinners dawg and smokey dawg too xx AN' DAD PHRED.
from bagel, ketchum and dan xxxx

oh an' ouz mummy too. (hmph - she still laffin'!!)