I have a terrible confession. I was sitting at a red light - and the light changed to green in my favor. Just as I was about to proceed a car came screaming through the intersection. If I hadn't been paying close attention, I would have been toast! I honked my horn and the passenger reached out the window and gave me the finger.

Now here is my confession...........I wished right then that I had some sort of device - that would allow me to zap that guy and make his finger STAY in that position forever.

Not too nice on a Sunday - but it is the truth!