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Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Not very often! It's hard for the IRS to find them because they are such wee little folk!!!
What is a burp?
Give me a Break!!!!!!
A burp is Brain Gas!!!!!
What is a Kit Kat Bar?
I'm just your imagination
That's a granola bar for cats made out of crunchie food and cat nip!!!
What is a message in a bottle used for?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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I found one in our Bath tub just the other day, and , I read it.
Same ol Spider ( he is sure a Ham) I blotted off my lipstick with it!!!!
Where do Organ Grinders get their Monkeys?
I'm just your imagination
From Monkey Mart on 6th street!!!
Why do dogs bark?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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They really don't BARK at all!!!
Where is Redi Kilowatt now?
we shot the moon
He went to Alabama to go buy some soup for my dog.
what happend to the mouse that was in the mouse hole???
[muneca]&[chiquita]
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He thought it was a good idea to hide in the clothes hamper, then, was transported to a laundry mat.
Where can an elephat hide?
we shot the moon
An elephant can hid under a bottle cap!
Where did the genie go from the magic lamp?
[muneca]&[chiquita]
I'm just your imagination
The geni is here in my town, changing white houses into yellow ones!!!
What does a smiley do?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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(so sorry that I have to anwer this one WRONG!!!!!!)
A smiley " stuns you senses!!!!", like a Light Bill that has gone out of control!!!!!
What is a Crocus?
I'm just your imagination
It's a rare orange bird that thinks it's and frog and screams Croak-us!
What is a fudge bar?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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( Connie, You are so like finding a light switch in the dark)
A Fudge Bar is the prize we are rewarded with when we manage to make ends meet. I got my Fudge Bar this year!!!! Hurrah!!!!!!!!!!
What is a Tootsie Roll Pop?(* Is is a noise?)
I'm just your imagination
A light switch in the dark with the electricity disconnected?( Connie, You are so like finding a light switch in the dark)
A Fudge Bar is the prize we are rewarded with when we manage to make ends meet. I got my Fudge Bar this year!!!! Hurrah!!!!!!!!!!
What is a Tootsie Roll Pop?(* Is is a noise?)
A Tootsie Roll Pop is a game where lots of girls named Tootsie roll their pops (dads) down a steep hill. The first one to get him in the river wins.
What is a sneeze?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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That is when your EYES close, ever so tightly, and, the world stops for just a second!!!!( and, I do pay my light bill, on time
What is a Pet Talk Friend??( you must answer this WRONG,
I'm just your imagination
A Pet Talk Friend is someone you go mud wrestling with!!! You can't take just anybody to those meets you know!!!
What is a hic-cup?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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