Boots-a-Gram ~ Mundee Report ~
Hi Ebberbuddie ~ Boots finally checkin in...
Dad's been helpin Miz Liz wiffa Buddy photo and fussin over me...
Sorrie to keep ya'all hangin.
Sunday wuz a bit of a challenge - *I* refuzed to
eat or drink - Nuffin!
Dad gotz out the lil syringe sqwirt gun an started shootin wadder inta my mouff
. Summtimez I'd do a lil pee; udder times jest lay down an *pout*.
This mornin (6 AM) I ate a few pieces a krunch, then Dad *shootz* summore wadder. He went backa bed.
Bout 8 a-klok he kumz in an I dun a poop, a few lil pees, AND truned the sandy box wiffa papurz innit *kompleetly* uppy-side-down!
ANNNND opened up the tubby slider door an wuz prowlin round the baffroom... 
I came ober for head bumpiez, rubbin and a lotta PUrrrrrin whilst he wuz powderin his nose an stuff.
Still hadda *red* butt an he dint like that. Gotz tossed inna kar wiffa MuttKidz an brung to the Shop. I think'd we wuz gettin purdy close to heading fur wunna the White Coat Labs... So's I jumped inna papur sandy box he brung along an did a purdy good lil pee.
All day long he'z been *sqwirtin* wadder down me!
I dun a kupla lil pee'z - he'z wunderin how'z kum he putz more IN than *I* pump out... 
He keepz *pookin* me ribbz an tummy - I nebber cry or nuffin. An I dont stand inna box an *strain* no more; jest give a quickie sqwat an if nuffin happenz, I jump rite out. He thinkz that's a gud sine.
Still leavin a lil red *blop* when I do manage a pee.
Lil while ago he drug out the kotten ballz an purOxide an did a mager kleen-up onna bum
.
Sez there'z a lil red stuff *seepin* round the zipper. He duzint seem *Too* wurried bout that - guess it'z too late
to go see a White Coat now! 
I triez to stay *alert* enuff that he duzint get overlee wurried. Prolly better do a kupla pee'z whilst he'z watchin - or I'z gonna wind up atta White Coat Lab tumorrow
.
I kan do wiffout anudder trip back there.
Mee-owww at'cha all Laterz...
/s/ Boots, the DripKat
/s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi
R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy
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