11:35am


Heard scary sound whilst running around bathroom. Immediately ducked in cover behind toilet and waited for danger to pass. Did not understand why Zara found such a serious situation amusing.

12:15pm


Met new rat, and was beginning to hope for start of something more than friendship. However, did not take long to realise he was not all he said he was. Was very distraught, so ate all his food, bit his ear and peed on his tail.

2:55pm


Learned something new today ; how to balance on door handle. But, became angry with evil camera for adding many extra lbs to my midriff. Exiled camera to behind washbasket.

4:30pm


Began to get rather peckish, and became fed up with waiting for dinner. Wandered around aimlessly for a while then cleverly stumbled across treasure chest of Reggie Rat goodness.

4:32pm


After great analysis, discovered convenient entrance to goodies within. Thought to self, 'Blow this diet'.

4:33pm


Successfully reached the goods and put them to good use. Now consider self mastermind in food location and consumption.

Continues some more....