Dear Diary - What's Her Problem?

[moosmom]

*Psssst* Hey Eddie,

I got one on ya. When my hooman walks down the steep loft stairs, I'm always in front of her. Juuust before we reach the bottom, I slowly stretch my back legs, stopping her dead in her tracks. Then as I get to the landing, I flip myself over on my back, belly exposed looking OH so innocent. Unfortunately, she has yet to fall for it. (no pun intended)

Another thing to try is, as she's walking out the door, I climb her leg, sit up on her shoulder and mumble, "Okay, I'm ready to go now!!!" Works everytime!

Your pal,

The Shooman

[Bengalz]

No problem Eddie - dearest boy - Blondie just can't help but get distracted by your purrfect cuteness And .... we all know little boys (especially adorable fluffy ones like you) need all the attention they can get.

Eve thinks you're a hunk and sends headbumpies and nose kisses your way

[Killearn Kitties]

Eddie, I think it only reasonable that after working hard in the office there, you deserve a little nap in a nice warm spot. Just be sure not to lie there if your office ever has a health and safety inspection. It's the kind of thing that upsets them.

[catnapper]

Dear Eddie,
I think the only thing wrong with your spot is that you're not in the doorway. Thats where I sit all afternoon, then meowmie can't shut the door (which would be a waste of her time since I'd just open it anyway)
Think about moving a few inches towards the door.
~Allen