Oh Happie Dayz!

Cinner & SmokeMutt here - we'll start this Tail...
Dad wuz up affore the larm klok buzzzz'd .
We all got spiffied up an startd out fur suppliez. "Too hot fur you guyz" sez Dad, so we got dumped inna Shop . Dad went shoppin by hizzelf...

He rounded up a bagga Dawg Krunch an sum kottin ballz to kleen up Boots wiff; but no new Kitty Krunch - the Food Shop duzint stock the low kal stuff Dad jest fired off a e-mail to the kumpanie askin fur a sample.
Then he headed ober to the Klinik to grabba Kat!

Boots here - inna Foul Frame of Mind!

Whudda week this has been!
Back & forth to the Vet's Place, pipe's in - pipe's out - STILL kant pee rite. Pillz, pillz an more pillz! Got wurried yesterday - wound up at anudder place that stunk like a hoppsbittel. Nice gurl in green skrubbiez started pawin all ober me - thermy stick uppa butt, lissnin ta my insides, pokin my tummie... Then Dad lays a bunch kissiez an LEAVES me. Inna cell kage fur a while; then out an onna kold table. Then laffin gas an I dont member nuffin...

Woked up (sorda) inna cell agin wiffa blankie...
Bucha udder kritters asside me an unner me. Lotta gurlz in skrubbiez fussin ober allua us. Summa us gotz wadder, sum gots mushie food - *I* dint! Doc Lisa visited an checks her handywerk - then sez "Sleepie tight, Boots", shutz offa lites, and they all goez home! Glad I wuz doppy - buncha the udder guys inna cells *snored* all nite!

This mornin Doc Lisa pops in atta crack-a-dawn an drags me out - back onna table. Played around wiff my butt summore an took out anudder pipe thingy. Back inna cell - she said I'd get sum grub whenna Nursey Gurls got in, then it wuz "Bye, see ya inna week" an off she goez. Jest gotz back asleep whenna lites go on anna gurlz start servin breakfast. Not my flavour - lemmie alone!

Dad finally showz up - recconized hiz talkin . Nursey dragz me out an turnz me uppy-side-down anna Guy Doc splains whut they dun. Removed my WHUT? Nunbuddie azk'd ME bout that! Oh well, iffin I kan pee; who cares? Lotta furr missin back there.

We're atta shop now. Cinner anna SmokeMutt did a lotta *sniffin* an checked me out. Smoke sez I don't look too bad - must notta used a chain saw on me like they did on him. Layin on papurs ta keep me kleen - kinda boorin...

I wunna *THANK* allua my FurKid buddiez - boffa Katz annd Dawggiez, anna Hoominz, fur all the Reelee Wunnerful Thoughts an Prayerz ya been sendin me since this all started last munth!! Dad sez wiffout alla support I might be up onna Bridge chasin butterfliez.

Hey Fister - they gonna get *radikal* wiff you an re-plumm you, too? So far it'z not TOO bad - kinda wish they'd dun it a munth ago stedda shuvin all thoze pipe up my butt! Hope ya getz to feelin better, Fis - keep *peein* - makez the Hoominz Happie!

THANKz Agin, All you Pet Talkerz!!

/s/ Boots the Kat