Doctors take your money so they can play golf!
How much does a pig's brain weigh?
I'm just your imagination
Doctors take your money so they can play golf!
How much does a pig's brain weigh?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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love your communication methods
pigs brains weigh in at 2 oz., so , when there is a miracle, they can fly!!! Other wise, they'd just root as usual.
You've heard of "piggy banks" I assume, so, ----,What are river banks?
I'm just your imagination
They are the same thing. Why should pigs have all the money?
What is a mugwomp?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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they are close friends of the wunks!!! ( Read "The Raggedy Man, by James Whitcomb Riley)
What is a pool party?
I'm just your imagination
It's a party for members of the stenographer's pool in offices.
Why are worms so icky?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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because, worms compete with cooked pasta!!! They're jealous I suppose!!!
What is a stick shift?
I'm just your imagination
The opposite of the graveyard shift!
How do you make tomato sauce?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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momofuzzyfaces,
Stare that tomato straight in the eye!!!! Untill he relaxes, then, run him through a colandar!!!! no need for those seeds!!!!
What will become of the Internet?
I'm just your imagination
It's being sold to Martians and will be shot into outer space soon!
Why are bears grumpy?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Goldilocks has a hand in this one!!!! She looks innocent, but she is a vixen!!
What did Red Riding Hood do after she found out that the wolf ate her Grandmother?
I'm just your imagination
She grabbed all of her grandmother's goodies and she and the wolf moved to Las Vegas!
Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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He had a drinking problem!!!!
On the subject of nursery rhymns, Did Simple Simon ever get a pie in the end?
I'm just your imagination
Nah, he meet a cute little cookie at the fair and forgot all about pie!!!
Why does the sky turn dark when it rains?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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so Dorothy can hitch a ride to OZ!!!
Is Marylin Monroe still a sex symbol today?
I'm just your imagination
Only to old men!
Is Elvis really dead?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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