You look so lovely and refined, regal Chai, even with that cast . . . I would be honoured to autograph it, wishing you a quick recovery from your unfortunate boo-boo, and that you reap all the spoiling you can while enduring your incapacitation, beautiful girl. And now that you have been bestowed with the COTD honour . . . well, why not make them beg and make them crawl! You deserve all the attention you can get.