Its what the sun puked up![]()
why can't we paint the roses mauve?
Its what the sun puked up![]()
why can't we paint the roses mauve?
"There are two things which cannot be attacked in front: ignorance and narrow-mindedness. They can only be shaken by the simple development of the contrary qualities. They will not bear discussion."
Lord John Emerich Edward Dalberg Acton
Because they bite
Why do we use the keyboard?
because, so many of us don't know how to send morse code!!!![]()
If one dog is named Georgia ( cap: Atlanta) and another dog is named Alaska, (cap.Juno) what is the capital of "Buddy"?![]()
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Italy.
What is a dress?
Where nobody lives.
What is cast iron?
"Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda
Iron that's wearing a cast!
What is metal?
metal?
It is a generic brand of *jello*!!! Doesn't taste as good though!!!
What are tweezers?
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