To all my fellow PT kitties

[Don Juan's mom]

Dear Groucho:

I'm a little scared of Mom's monster, even though it's not very big and she doesn't use it much. ( ) Don Juan told me that one time he went up to the monster when it was quiet and bopped it on the nose... and it didn't do anything! He doesn't like it because the noise disturbs his sleep, but he says it's nothing to be afraid of. It won't even pick up our hair. Grandmom who lives far away sent Mom a special yellow thing to pick up hair which is very quiet. Plus, Mom has to get down on the floor to use it, and it's much easier to distract her there so she'll pay attention to us.

Love,

Zerlina Gattobello

[Sonia59]

Dear Groucho,

The monster ate your food Unacceptable We are all with you, Groucho. We, cats, know how important food is! We cannot joke with it!
Be careful with that vacuum cleaner, my friend, it seems particularly aggressive. The one my mom uses does not scare me so much (I just sit on the stairs, watching from high when it is in use) but I saw it swallow mice toys from my sister !
Take care,
Peppito

[Donnaj4962]

Oh my Groucho.... we understand your concerns about the monster that makes noises and picks things up. We run for our hidey spots as soon as our Meowmie opens the closet door where she keeps it. Tabitha gets under the bed, but I am a little braver, and I will watch it from the top of the stairs. As soon as the noise stops, I come down to see what has happened.... and I can't tell that anything has changed except our toys are in different places! When Meowmie uses the monster upstairs, me and tabitha hide under the bed, and then we run from one room to another to avoid the noise and to keep from getting eaten!

We agree that if it eats your food, then it can be no good for us! Run, Groucho! Run from it and stay in another room! That is the safest thing to do!

Sincerely,
Tabitha and Sasha