My dearest Groucho! Let me tell you a secret: those thingies LOOK like monsters, but in fact they are just a long hose, and a noisy machine!! I am absolutely NOT scared of the vacuumer, I even chase it and jump on the hose!! I would be so happy if you would do like me, as you are my white prince! He he, what a great idea: let's get our knight's garment on, and fight the "dreaded monsters". Together we can free the cat-world

your girlfriend Inka