Groucho, you have touched on a question that is central to all cat life. We do not know whether those monsters swallow up kitty cats, we can only say that when the monster is produced, we leave the house instantly. We do not feel it is worth the risk. The noise alone is terrible!

We feel that if the monster has devoured your snack that you had intended for later, then it's intentions cannot be honourable. Really, we feel you should avoid it at all costs.

Please let us know what you decide.

Yours in support

Jessica, Samantha and Daisy