To all my fellow PT kitties

[Killearn Kitties]

Groucho, you have touched on a question that is central to all cat life. We do not know whether those monsters swallow up kitty cats, we can only say that when the monster is produced, we leave the house instantly. We do not feel it is worth the risk. The noise alone is terrible!

We feel that if the monster has devoured your snack that you had intended for later, then it's intentions cannot be honourable. Really, we feel you should avoid it at all costs.

Please let us know what you decide.

Yours in support

Jessica, Samantha and Daisy

[Edwina's Secretary]

Dear Groucho,

You must fight it! You must fight it on the floor, you must fight it on the stairs, you must fight it everywhere!

And please, let us know how it comes out because we are too afraid of it! We run at the very sight of it. If other people are using it.....we climb all over meowmie for protection.

With you in victory (from a safe spot under the bed....)

Edwina and Eddie

[catfamily]

We've learned to pretend it doesn't bother us by walking away slowly as if we are not scared and then when that monster isn't looking...we hide

[Laura's Babies]

Dear Groucho

Our Mommie has one of those monsters too and we are terrified of it we run and hide. Chester is such a coward that he runs soon as he sees it being pulled out of it's hidding place and he stays hidden the rest of the day, even when it is gone. Amy gets extreemly stressed out when she hears the noise and it takes her weeks to get over it. Giz will hide but watches from a distance.... (waiting for the chance to attack it and save us I'm sure) I just look and see where it is from the high perch and go right back to sleep. I am afraid and run and hide when she gets in the room I am in... (I am a coward too!) It hasn't eaten any of us yet but it sure makes a lot of loud noise!

Your Friend, Samantha

[kb2yjx]

Dear Groucho,
The monster poses an interesting observation in our house. Riley just has to HEAR the monster and flees and hides under the quilt. Molly, Hayley, and Hope SImone runs to other rooms to escape from it. However, Tina Peepers, Nicholas, Norton, and Raven watch Mom use the monster and show her where she has missed!!! Is that a hoot or what?? And just where are those cats from??? The Clan

[Maya & Inka's mommy]

My dearest Groucho! Let me tell you a secret: those thingies LOOK like monsters, but in fact they are just a long hose, and a noisy machine!! I am absolutely NOT scared of the vacuumer, I even chase it and jump on the hose!! I would be so happy if you would do like me, as you are my white prince! He he, what a great idea: let's get our knight's garment on, and fight the "dreaded monsters". Together we can free the cat-world

your girlfriend Inka

[Randi]

Dear Groucho,

I think I'm rather smart - as soon as I hear my mom pull the cord out and plug it in, I go and hide under the bed. My mom thinks that's a very bad move, as I corner myself. She does try to get me out in another room, but that damn thing is standing there in the doorway, and I don't really feel like going past it, but I do in the end It's like a giant monster hissing at me ... well, I know you understand what I mean.

Your friend,
Fister