Unicorns!
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2 Cats & 2 Horses!
Unicorns!
What is a page?
Gotten over "it"
Pages are many-layered complex things made up of mostly lumpy, blue corn.
why dont dogs get 9 lives too?
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in the lion's name!
Because the person who came up with "Cats have 9 lives" thought dongs were smelly.
Whats a toe?
"Old dogs are like old shoes: they are comfortable. They may be a bit
out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well."
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Gotten over "it"
a toe is the thing my dog bites when she's nervous.
what do you call it when a dog is listening to rap on an MP3?
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Strangers in paradise.
What is the best thing about a swimming pool?
"Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda
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The best thing about a swimmimg pool is when someone you dislike is swimmimg and your dog jumps in on them and splashes them and gets them all hairy right before an important buisness opertunity. ( i know im evil-minded )
What kind of dog needs a hair elastic?
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in the lion's name!
The one that get shaved.
Why do we need fingernails??
"Old dogs are like old shoes: they are comfortable. They may be a bit
out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well."
NEW ADDITION: 6 lovely Rhode Island Reds!
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