World Cup

**Kirsten** · 06-12-2006, 12:17 PM

Now it's USA vs. Czech Republic live on tv. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for the US, but 0:1 already...

Has anyone seen Australia : Japan? Wow, the last 15 minutes were so exciting!!

Kirsten

**RICHARD** · 06-12-2006, 02:15 PM

REUTERS –Washington DC.

Bush to Invade Czech Republic.

In a hastily called news conference George Bush announced that the was deploying an invasion force to the Czech Republic as soon as possible.

His reaction was in response to the 3-0 loss by the U.S. men’s soccer team.

“I heard the U.S. football team was playing in England,. When I turned the game on there was no football being played! Just men in shorts running up and down the field-What’s up with that?”

Bush also went on to add, “I wound never play football without a helmet, those guys were using their heads!”

When Bush was told that the Americans were to play Italy next, he added, “We’ll invade them too, I have always wanted to own a country shaped like a boot.”