Thursday 163- Let's celebrate warm weather!

[slick]

Your lack of organization is not my emergency.

I used to have a sign on the very front of my desk and it said "Lack of prior planning on your part does not constitute and emergency on my part." It was there for years until the new CEO came on board and made me remove it.

Helloooo everyone! Sorry, don't have any corney jokes...I doubt I could top all of yours anyway. Lunchtime here and I'm enjoying some leftover Shepards Pie....no not pi, silly. MOFF, sure could use some onion rings to go with it, and how about a big old Lemon Drop to start off the afternoon with.

Let's have a toast to Terry and Debbie and their new adventure. Roll your way up here and help me to figure out this digicam. It's driving me crazy.

[Killearn Kitties]

CHEERS! to Terry and Debbie. Debbie tells me the motorhome is not legal on our roads, but I don't believe her. When are they coming here???????

Brilliant sign you used to have Slick! Wish I had had one in my last job.

[RedHedd]

Your lack of organization is not my emergency.

I have a little sign on my desk: "Nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do the work."

No one has noticed it (yet).

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Thanks everybody.

I'm ready for some more LDMs please. Hmmm...someday I'm actually going to have to try one of these.

"Will IT go 'round in circles"???? I had NO idea!

Don't remember if this one has been covered yet, if so, just give me another LDM and repeat them ALL over to me again so I can get the giggles again.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef

[RICHARD]

Thanks everybody.

I'm ready for some more LDMs please. Hmmm...someday I'm actually going to have to try one of these.

"Will IT go 'round in circles"???? I had NO idea!

Don't remember if this one has been covered yet, if so, just give me another LDM and repeat them ALL over to me again so I can get the giggles again.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef

Will it go round in circles?

Like the 'round tuit'

It was a pic of a circle with the words "round tuit" inside......

The JOke?

You will get what you asked for when I get a "round tuit"....


DUMB? opps! i mean DONE!

________________

LH,

"home is where I want to be
Pick me up and then turn me 'round
I feel numb-born with a weak heart
I guess I must be having fun..."

One of my most fave talking heads songs...

Thanks Karen.

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In the 84 Olympics I attended the Greco Roman wrestling event the night after Jeff Blatnick won the first gold for the US in years.

He had cancer, beat t and then competed.

When they asked him about his fete he answered.

"nothing is impossible, the impossible just takes longer."

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Ok, so what is IT? and why do we care if IT goes round in circles????

[lbaker]

I know what ITT sisters are Or, WHO they are! Perhaps we ITT sisters will get a round tuit. Better than being square or obtuse I suppose

[slick]

[DJFyrewolf36]

That picture is really really really funny LOL!

Geez....it appears I'm missing something...perhaps a trip down south is in order!

[Maya & Inka's mommy]

A little red tomato was mourning . "What's up honey?" asked a carrot.
"Dad says mom's dead and buried in a bottle!"
"No no, little one, she isn't dead, she is ketchup now!"

[Randi]

Weather!! He he, it’s 23 degrees here, and only 18 in California. I won’t be laughing tomorrow morning though - am starting a temp. job. Wish me luck!

Here’s a few silly ones in honor of B & S sitting over the atlantic now. Am I envious or not!! Cheers for a pleasant and safe flight!!

N12345: "Boeing ground, N12345. Can you give me a radio check?"
BFI Ground: "You sound like you're calling from a tin can."
N12345: "We *are* calling from a tin can..."

"Flight 1234, for noise abatement, turn right 45 degrees.."
"But Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"
"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"

A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Boston?"
The clerk said, "Just a minute."
"Thank you," the man said and hung up.

[lbaker]

Zippy - I need you to post the picture of poor Arnold The Carrott that was so unhappy at the veggie prom.. you know the one

[gini]

And this kind of thing was going on in my kitchen!

[Randi]

And this kind of thing was going on in my kitchen!

Yes Gini, and we had a lot of fun!!

I should submit that picture somewhere and get a prize!!

B & S are halfway over the Atlantic now!! Cheers up there!

[lbaker]

Randi, you might win a booby prize with that one! Mary *official PetTalk Bag Lady* may learn how to "mince" not chop onions and we ALL know what happened to the broom What happens in Gini's kitchen, stays in Gini's kitchen