Got this in an email this morning. For some reason, it made me think of Pet Talk!!! Onion rings on the way for T&Ps mum!!!

A THREE YEAR OLD BOY WENT WITH HIS DAD TO SEE A LITTER OF KITTENS. ON RETURNING HOME, HE BREATHLESSLY INFORMED HIS MOTHER,
" THERE WERE TWO BOY KITTENS AND TWO GIRL KITTENS."
HOW DID YOU KNOW? HIS MOTHER ASKED.
" DADDY PICKED THEM UP AND LOOKED UNDERNEATH." HE REPLIED.
" I THINK IT'S PRINTED ON THE BOTTOM."