What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
Close the door, I'm dressing.

I just thought if I contributed my own bad joke that it would help make this Friday fun.

I just received some refinance papers from a client to complete. He signed it on May 11th. But there is a note attached from him that says..........
Gini, please complete this ASAP.

What is that saying? Your lack of organization is not my emergency.

Start lining up those lemon drops for me, please.