Thursday 163- Let's celebrate warm weather!

[gini]

What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
Close the door, I'm dressing.

I just thought if I contributed my own bad joke that it would help make this Friday fun.

I just received some refinance papers from a client to complete. He signed it on May 11th. But there is a note attached from him that says..........
Gini, please complete this ASAP.

What is that saying? Your lack of organization is not my emergency.

Start lining up those lemon drops for me, please.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Got this in an email this morning. For some reason, it made me think of Pet Talk!!! Onion rings on the way for T&Ps mum!!!

A THREE YEAR OLD BOY WENT WITH HIS DAD TO SEE A LITTER OF KITTENS. ON RETURNING HOME, HE BREATHLESSLY INFORMED HIS MOTHER,
" THERE WERE TWO BOY KITTENS AND TWO GIRL KITTENS."
HOW DID YOU KNOW? HIS MOTHER ASKED.
" DADDY PICKED THEM UP AND LOOKED UNDERNEATH." HE REPLIED.
" I THINK IT'S PRINTED ON THE BOTTOM."

[catland]

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? ... Pumpkin pi.



RE: Billy Preston - he will be missed. Funny thing, until I saw it in his obit, I always thought that his song "Will it go round in circles" was "Willy go round in circles" - I never understood who Willy was.

[RedHedd]

RE: Billy Preston - he will be missed. Funny thing, until I saw it in his obit, I always thought that his song "Will it go round in circles" was "Willy go round in circles" - I never understood who Willy was.

Willy Preston? May he rest in peace

[slick]

Your lack of organization is not my emergency.

I used to have a sign on the very front of my desk and it said "Lack of prior planning on your part does not constitute and emergency on my part." It was there for years until the new CEO came on board and made me remove it.

Helloooo everyone! Sorry, don't have any corney jokes...I doubt I could top all of yours anyway. Lunchtime here and I'm enjoying some leftover Shepards Pie....no not pi, silly. MOFF, sure could use some onion rings to go with it, and how about a big old Lemon Drop to start off the afternoon with.

Let's have a toast to Terry and Debbie and their new adventure. Roll your way up here and help me to figure out this digicam. It's driving me crazy.

[Killearn Kitties]

CHEERS! to Terry and Debbie. Debbie tells me the motorhome is not legal on our roads, but I don't believe her. When are they coming here???????

Brilliant sign you used to have Slick! Wish I had had one in my last job.

[RedHedd]

Your lack of organization is not my emergency.

I have a little sign on my desk: "Nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do the work."

No one has noticed it (yet).

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Thanks everybody.

I'm ready for some more LDMs please. Hmmm...someday I'm actually going to have to try one of these.

"Will IT go 'round in circles"???? I had NO idea!

Don't remember if this one has been covered yet, if so, just give me another LDM and repeat them ALL over to me again so I can get the giggles again.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef

[RICHARD]

Thanks everybody.

I'm ready for some more LDMs please. Hmmm...someday I'm actually going to have to try one of these.

"Will IT go 'round in circles"???? I had NO idea!

Don't remember if this one has been covered yet, if so, just give me another LDM and repeat them ALL over to me again so I can get the giggles again.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef

Will it go round in circles?

Like the 'round tuit'

It was a pic of a circle with the words "round tuit" inside......

The JOke?

You will get what you asked for when I get a "round tuit"....


DUMB? opps! i mean DONE!

________________

LH,

"home is where I want to be
Pick me up and then turn me 'round
I feel numb-born with a weak heart
I guess I must be having fun..."

One of my most fave talking heads songs...

Thanks Karen.

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In the 84 Olympics I attended the Greco Roman wrestling event the night after Jeff Blatnick won the first gold for the US in years.

He had cancer, beat t and then competed.

When they asked him about his fete he answered.

"nothing is impossible, the impossible just takes longer."

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Ok, so what is IT? and why do we care if IT goes round in circles????

[lbaker]

I know what ITT sisters are Or, WHO they are! Perhaps we ITT sisters will get a round tuit. Better than being square or obtuse I suppose

[slick]