Is it too early for a lemon drop martini? It's almost 1pm here and very hot. Not as hot as where Laurie and Richard seem to be, but hot nonetheless! I really need a drink after some of those jokes. They are terrible, so why am I laughing?

You could just pour me a slushie while you are up there, Laurie. Do you have enough ice cubes? Must be hard keeping those pitchers cold enough.