Thursday 163- Let's celebrate warm weather!

[Lady's Human]

Richard, the place I'd love to spend a week?

Whitney Point, NY

to add to the bad jokes:

A string walks into a bar, gets up on the barstool and orders a beer. The bartender points to a sign on the wall that says "No string allowed" and tells him "We don't serve your kind here".

Frustrated, the string walks out into the parking lot. He gets so frustrated he loops around himself and rubs the top of his head against the wall. After taking out his frustration, he walks back into the bar and orders a beer again. The bartender tells him "Didn't I just tell you we don't serve string?". The string looks at the bartender and tells him "no,I'm a frayed knot".

badumbum.

[Logan]

***groans***

OMG...........you guys have had one too many Lemon Drops, I think! LOL!!!

I'll take one, Bartender.

Logan

[lizbud]

OMG these jokes are soooo bad, but soooo funny. A few are really
laugh out loud funny.

[catland]

<groan> - you're too much. As I look outside I see a big raincloud ready to join me on my travels home.

What are a redneck's last words....

Here, hold my beer and watch this.

[Cincy'sMom]

I'm not sure how well knock, knock jokes work on-line, but we'll give it a try

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Control Freak, now what youa re going to say here is...

[DJFyrewolf36]

Control freak who? lol

Hey all...I'd love to spend a week anywhere there is a party...Burning Man is the tradtional week long party but I'd be down to make my own with all of you guys! You're funny...

And make good drinks! I'll take a DOTD and some cantnip teas for all the kitties, who have decided to join me today

Heres my bad joke contribution...

Whats the last thing on a bugs mind after he hits a windshield?

His Arse