And I thought I would get into trouble for telling the "no-arms no-legs jokes!"
Oaky....there is a woman who has had terrrible luck with men. So she runs an ad in ther Personals....
"Wanted: a man who won't beat me or run around with ohter women. Must be a good lover."
Her door bell rings and there is a man with no arms and no legs. She tells him she already gave at the office.
"No," he says, "I'm here to answer your ad."
"But, but...." she says....
He explains..."I have no arms so I won't beat you, I have no legs so I won't run around with other women."
SHe replies...."But there was one other requirement."
"How do you think I rang the door bell?"
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Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary
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