What do you call a man floating in your pool?...Bob....
What do you call a man hanging on your wall?....Art...
What do you call a man in the bank?...Rich...
How am I doing Captain????
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What do you call a man floating in your pool?...Bob....
What do you call a man hanging on your wall?....Art...
What do you call a man in the bank?...Rich...
How am I doing Captain????
Captain,Ruby&Murphy's Mum
OMyGoodness - we have descended into bad jokes .............
It must be Thursday
P.S. I like those, Sara ......., and T&PM!!!
M!
"No dog is born either vicious or friendly, but rather a blank slate that is moulded, for better or worse, by the owner."
(505) 503 4455
Oh no..the gal with no legs?Originally Posted by captain
OMyGoodness - we have descended into bad jokes .............
It must be Thursday
P.S. I like those, Sara .......
her name is Eileen....
A double lemon drop for david and A/c for MM.
A open Highway for T&P.
A ticket for Cap't. so she can meet my boss (LOL, I love girl fights!) one pitcher of the DOTD...
MOFF, for you a CD of the Beverly Hillbillies!and a Cherry Lemonade.
REDD gets a helicopter..
And ES...
You continually amaze me. My mom said to me once.
Caras miras, pero corazones no...
(you see faces, but you can't see a heart....)
She's right. You cannot see a person's heart unless they let you.
DONE!
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
Grover and Mario's Mom
Sorry, I can't think of not even one "bad" joke this morning, Sara, Captain, and T & P, I thought yours was so bad, they were funny!
I'll take a drink of the day, and with that in mind, I can't think of a place I would rather be right now than right here at home.
Richard Flat, well I don't believe that at all! You'll never be that!
Willie
Thank You, kittycats_delight for my new siggy!!!
Registered User
Where does someone with one leg like best to eat? IHOP*OMD, for my 4000 post I tell a sick joke
, arrest me now*
Grover and Mario's Mom
OMG! That is so bad, it is hilarious, Laurie!! Just love it! I love all these jokes. Hope everybody come up with lots of them today.
4,000 posts? Wow, I say we should celebrate that! Quick, lets all celebrate!!
Willie
Thank You, kittycats_delight for my new siggy!!!
Retired
Lame jokes today, huh??
What do you call a woman with a wooden leg??
Peg
Okay, just gimme my damn lemon drop and I'll go sit in a corner.
Where I'd REALLY like to be is at Bolton Lake in Bolton, Ct.
Rest In Peace Casey (Bubba Dude) Your paw print will remain on my heart forever.
12/02
Mollie Rose, you were there for me through good times and in bad, from the beginning.Your passing will leave a hole in my heart.We will be together "One Fine Day".
MooShoo,you left me too soon.I wasn't ready.Know that you were my soulmate and have left me broken hearted.I loved you like no other. 1999 - 2010
Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"
DO NOT BUY WHILE SHELTER ANIMALS DIE!!
Captain,Ruby&Murphy's Mum
Richard,
I don't fight like a girl ............ is that OK?
I don't SLAP, I punch - properly.
23 years of Martial Arts will do that to you.
OH, AND
What do you call a man with a shovel?
DOUG
What do you call a man who has lost his shovel?
DOUGLAS
ROTFLMAO .....
M!
"No dog is born either vicious or friendly, but rather a blank slate that is moulded, for better or worse, by the owner."
Cat Crazy Raver Chick
My friend here just told me a funny joke...
Why is PMS called PMS?
Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken!
You may all boo and hiss acordingly
THE HOUSE OF ORANGE
BOO!!! HISS!!!
Oh my, why am I laughing? All of those jokes are terrible!
It is those lemon drops I betcha!!
(505) 503 4455
oh my,
I want to celebrate the weather and look what happens!
You all are a very special group of people.
This week was bad for keyboard players, data enty clerks and leaders of
insurgent terrorists.
Rip Billy Perstom.
Rot in hades zarkowi ( why do terrorists have unspellable names?)
and god bless the people behind the scenes who do the dirty work for bosses...
Whitney Point.......
spill the beans.....
LOL, You all will go to the bad place for being so un-PC.....
Remember....
Look for the table at the right to the entrance of H%ll.
I'll be waiting with slushies for you all...
DONE?
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