Richard Flat? Richard Flat? Hmmmm.... wasn't he the one who played the music for the Beverly Hillbillies with Earl Scruggs???
(flat and scruggs???)
I'm just your imagination
Richard Flat? Richard Flat? Hmmmm.... wasn't he the one who played the music for the Beverly Hillbillies with Earl Scruggs???
(flat and scruggs???)
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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What do you call a man floating in your pool?...Bob....
What do you call a man hanging on your wall?....Art...
What do you call a man in the bank?...Rich...
How am I doing Captain????
Captain,Ruby&Murphy's Mum
OMyGoodness - we have descended into bad jokes .............
It must be Thursday
P.S. I like those, Sara ......., and T&PM!!!
M!
"No dog is born either vicious or friendly, but rather a blank slate that is moulded, for better or worse, by the owner."
(505) 503 4455
Oh no..the gal with no legs?Originally Posted by captain
OMyGoodness - we have descended into bad jokes .............
It must be Thursday
P.S. I like those, Sara .......
her name is Eileen....
A double lemon drop for david and A/c for MM.
A open Highway for T&P.
A ticket for Cap't. so she can meet my boss (LOL, I love girl fights!) one pitcher of the DOTD...
MOFF, for you a CD of the Beverly Hillbillies!
REDD gets a helicopter..
And ES...
You continually amaze me. My mom said to me once.
Caras miras, pero corazones no...
(you see faces, but you can't see a heart....)
She's right. You cannot see a person's heart unless they let you.
DONE!
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
Grover and Mario's Mom
Sorry, I can't think of not even one "bad" joke this morning, Sara, Captain, and T & P, I thought yours was so bad, they were funny!
I'll take a drink of the day, and with that in mind, I can't think of a place I would rather be right now than right here at home.
Richard Flat, well I don't believe that at all! You'll never be that!
Willie
Thank You, kittycats_delight for my new siggy!!!
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Where does someone with one leg like best to eat? IHOP*OMD, for my 4000 post I tell a sick joke
, arrest me now*
Grover and Mario's Mom
OMG! That is so bad, it is hilarious, Laurie!! Just love it! I love all these jokes. Hope everybody come up with lots of them today.
4,000 posts? Wow, I say we should celebrate that! Quick, lets all celebrate!!
Willie
Thank You, kittycats_delight for my new siggy!!!
Captain,Ruby&Murphy's Mum
Richard,
I don't fight like a girl ............ is that OK?
I don't SLAP, I punch - properly.
23 years of Martial Arts will do that to you.
OH, AND
What do you call a man with a shovel?
DOUG
What do you call a man who has lost his shovel?
DOUGLAS
ROTFLMAO .....
M!
"No dog is born either vicious or friendly, but rather a blank slate that is moulded, for better or worse, by the owner."
Cat Crazy Raver Chick
My friend here just told me a funny joke...
Why is PMS called PMS?
Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken!
You may all boo and hiss acordingly
THE HOUSE OF ORANGE
BOO!!! HISS!!!
Oh my, why am I laughing? All of those jokes are terrible!
It is those lemon drops I betcha!!
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